A bimbo walks across the road
Turning on her bitchy mode
Blond hair, blue eyes
Thin pole that are really thighs.
There comes a surfer bloke
Tough buff Australian folk
Striding with his surfer board
Walking towards his silver ford
The bimbo spots the pair
One silver one fair
There she goes, strutting her legs
Her perfume reeks, get some pegs
“I want a ride!” she screeches
The bloke checks out her features
Hand on hip, she stomps her foot
The guy really doesn’t give a toot
“listen honey” he starts
“I’m not into breaking hearts
But I’ll tell you this today
I’m actually a gay”
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.. my english teacher wud detonate if she read this ^______^
luff it!
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thanks!!!!!
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anyhow... <.< this is so cool! love the twist... you have mister wood dont you...
thanks =] i like adding twists..
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hahahaha LOVEE IT. <3
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~kawaiikitsunekoko + ~maikoneko = children of mass destruction`
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is that a compliment or an insult?
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